What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 23:57

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What melts your heart every time without fail?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Apple's Terminal App Gets Colorful Redesign in macOS Tahoe - MacRumors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.